Monster-tits: mermaid edition

Would you bang a mermaid? Because everybody in this trailer wants to bang a mermaid. Creepy mermaid, barefoot hobo mermaid, under the water with a tail mermaid, you name it, someone wants to hit it. To be fair, her mer-tits are awesome. Advertisements

Fantastic Boobs and Where to Find Them

This is maybe not such a big shock to some of you out there. But I assumed everyone knew this and yet nobody I spoke to seemed to have connected the dots. Katherine Waterston is kindof crazy hot. Stay with me. I know you may be picturing her in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them…

We Can ASMR it For You Wholesale

Let me ask you something, Doug. What’s the one thing that’s the same about every ASMR video you’ve ever watched? Give up? You! You’re the same. Wherever you go, there you are. But what if you didn’t have to be you? What if you could immersive role play ASMR like Douglas Quaid in Total Recall?…

Today’s Debate: is ASMR porn?

I am so weirdly turned on right now. I first heard about ASMR  – which stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response – a couple years ago, although I’ve experienced it, like most people, all my life. It’s that tingly feeling of pleasure that starts on the scalp and travels down your spine. A shiver of…