Amazon and the Pitfalls of Public Domain

I’ve recently published the first three parts in a series of new erotica works set in my Victorian Steampunk world. What makes these different is I set them inside the public domain work of Jules Verne. I embarked upon An Erotic Journey to the Centre of the Earth. Much like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,…

Sploosh Alert: Superhero Edition

I have always wanted to write a superhero story where a kryptonite dildo was involved. And this photo essay on GeekxGirls is not discouraging me. Anybody out there care to chime in? Am I the only one? Just not possible.

Return On Investment: deal with it bitches!

One of the more brutal ways reality dickslaps your fantasies in the face is calculating Return on Investment. It’s the triumph of hard math over starry-eyed aspirations. But self-published writers need to face the reality of the situation just like every other business. Yeah yeah, you’re not in it for the *money*, you’re a *purist*,…

Double-Teamed by Unicorns?

Hello all you wonderful degenerate fans! You may notice a new title in the Unicorn series has popped up. And then been disappointed that it seems to be a reprint of the original. Before you form a lynch mob (line forms on the left btw) please let me explain. As I recently mentioned, Unicorn: Horn…

Blindsided and Buttf*cked by Amazon

My Rage Demon is riding me like a cowboy at a rodeo. Sales have been getting hammered for months now. Just abysmal, hovering around 50% of units and maybe 30% of profits. At first I thought it was on me – I took a bit of mental holiday from the tough publishing schedule I’d given…